So basically like, Harry and Ron don’t really speak. Ron and Draco are very close. Draco and Neville share a gaymance. Neville is a Sexual!God (even straight men want that diq ok). Harry’s a Broadway!Diva. Hermione dropped a semester of school to sell makeup. Dean is errybudy’s sassy gay friend. Ginny wants to marry Grindlewald. Cho is Ginny’s BFF. Luna and Pansy are actually friends. Lupin is working for Ginny. Dumbledore got some plastic surgery midway through his later years, and Sirius Black has finally been nominated for an Academy Award.
And Lavender Brown (refusing to be outwitted by Hermione’s fashion and It Girl status) has her own fashion line and makes short films with Luna, Dean, Cho and Pansy.